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I remember years ago when the NES came out. My parents (for $300 dollars) bought me a system with the gun AND the power pad! Since then, I've been a fan of Mario games, especially the old skool. Yep, I have a Game Boy Advance SP. And YES I love, love Paper Mario 2!

You're probably wondering what link does Sweep have to Mario. Really, nothing--it's for fun!

 Mario Character  Sweep Character

Princess Peach Toadstool
Morgan Rowlands. This is hard to say. There aren't many girls in the Mario games. However, Morgan was kind of a weak and needy in the beginning. Can you deny that Morgan was desperate for a guy's love to "save her"--as in "save me for being the only virigin and dateless loon in Widow's Vale".

Mario
Hunter Niall. Okay, we all know Mario is the star in the games--much like Hunter is the male "star" in the Sweep series. As a Seeker, Hunter went on adventures, took risks, and busted up some bad guys. Sounds like Mario to me.

Luigi
Cal Blaire. Luigi, the underdog. The brother who is never in the same league, or the lime light, as his brother Mario. Both Cal and Luigi are considered the second class brother that everybody tends to FORGET. Some might even consider both of them the "weaker brother". *hugs Luigi and Cal* Honorable Mention: Wario as Cal.

Porchu Puffer
Bree Warren. Bree is so hard to place. The closest one I can place is Porchu Puffer. You cannot get close to a Puffer, not even touch them. Touch them and you die. In many way, Bree had the same problem with committment. Try to get too close, and Bree would kill the relationship.

Shy Guy
Robbie. Robbie was sort of the nerdy, pizza-faced friend of Morgan. However, there was a hottie waiting to emerge, which is why I chose shy guy. Robbie was kind of shy and hid behind a mask of ugly glasses and pimples.

Big Boo
Selene Belltower. In the Super Mario 3, these Boos (bubble-looking ghosts) were a hoot. When you directly face them, they would stay still and look at you smugly. Turn your back on them, and they come flying to attack your ass! Selene pretty much worked like a Boo, but instead of a little boo, she's a BIG BOO. Plus, in book 14, you might consider her a true "boo" too! Hehehe!

Kamek aka Magi Koopa
Ciaran MacEwan. Like Ciaran, Kamek use his magical powers for killing and evil. He was the most magical-skilled in Bowser's army. In Yoshi's Island, he was the major villain. Like Ciaran, Kamek was also a "daddy", raising Bowser into his villain-hood.

Wendy Koopa
Raven Meltzer. Wendy Koopa is the baddest female in the Mario series. She is only girl out of Bowser's devil children, and one of the toughest and meanest too. Of course, I HAD to put her for Raven Meltzer, the baddest gothic chick in Widow's Vale (okay, maybe one of the only ones). Both are flashy went it comes to their attire and have attitude problems. Need I say more?

Toad
David Redstone. You're probably wonder why I chose Toad for David. Really, I don't know myself. It's just every time I look at time I look at Toad, I think of David. I would think that David had his physique and temperment. (I SHOULD make Toad Robbie, though.)


The End!

Credits: The graphics are found on several Super Mario sites; however, several of these animated icons and/or game sprites you see here are found either at The Mushroom Kingdom and Mario Mania.

Last Modified: Wednesday, 10/15/08